TLFN / OVERFLOW

[silverdollar]

TEXTING THREADS / GENERAL OVERFLOW 
 

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▐ ( CRANE )

[ikonsuit]

( cont. from here )

That's an 'I'll think about it'.

( Being indebted to someone, even for something as simple as a favor, the thought isn't particularly comforting. )

Make and models? I'll tell you if it's time to upgrade.

[hosannas_of_anguish]

I'm certain it is.

[ Jon actually laughed reading the second message. Actually having to get up to go look. He cared more about his farm tool weapons than the guns. He knows what Slade will say before he even sends it. ]

About three .45's, I say about because I am sure another is around here. A revolver that I can no longer get to work, and a Winchester Model 21.

[ikonsuit]

( Crane is going to have to drop the scythes and pitchforks if he ever plans to convince people his whole thing isn't just goth-boy country chic. )

Three guns I wouldn't give to my daughter.
A missing gun.
A broken gun.
And a hillbilly collector's item.

Do I have that right?

[hosannas_of_anguish]

[ He will never drop them, and never admit it. He thinks no one outside notices. ]

Your daughter is also a world class assassin. Doesn't count.
Its for aesthetics.
Fuck you.
And fuck you again.

[ He's one more fuck away from blessing Slade's heart. ]

[ikonsuit]

( They notice. )

You're welcome.

Heckler & Koch or Smith & Wesson?

[hosannas_of_anguish]

[ Wait till Slade learns his taste in music... ]

I hate you.

Since I don't know the first one, let's just go with Smith & Wesson.

[ikonsuit]

I'm not Beetlejuice.

Repeating the same thing three times won't make it true.

( He's going to ignore the bubbling disappointment over his best gun brand. Who doesn't know Koch? )

[hosannas_of_anguish]

Deathstroke. Deathstroke. Deathstroke.

No, I guess your not. Shame, that would have been useful.

[ What did he really expect? Crane's a bookworm, and Granny sure wasn't arming him as a boy. He could only shoot cause she expected him to handle prowlers if anyone got near the old manor once her arthritis got bad.]

[ikonsuit]

I'll bring over an M&P, a Winchester, and a few SD40s. How are you looking on rocket launchers?

( Think of a Pokemon starter deck. But for guns. )

[hosannas_of_anguish]

Yeah, I will work for you again. Consider me rehired.

I do not have a rocket launcher, though I admit I have always wanted one.

[ oh no.]

[ikonsuit]

( oh yes )

Got an RPG-7 with your name on it.

Consider it a sign-on bonus.

[hosannas_of_anguish]

I believe we have found a deal, Mr. Wilson.