No, I guess your not. Shame, that would have been useful.
[ What did he really expect? Crane's a bookworm, and Granny sure wasn't arming him as a boy. He could only shoot cause she expected him to handle prowlers if anyone got near the old manor once her arthritis got bad.]
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You're welcome.
Heckler & Koch or Smith & Wesson?
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I hate you.
Since I don't know the first one, let's just go with Smith & Wesson.
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Repeating the same thing three times won't make it true.
( He's going to ignore the bubbling disappointment over his best gun brand. Who doesn't know Koch? )
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No, I guess your not. Shame, that would have been useful.
[ What did he really expect? Crane's a bookworm, and Granny sure wasn't arming him as a boy. He could only shoot cause she expected him to handle prowlers if anyone got near the old manor once her arthritis got bad.]
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( Think of a Pokemon starter deck. But for guns. )
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I do not have a rocket launcher, though I admit I have always wanted one.
[ oh no.]
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Got an RPG-7 with your name on it.
Consider it a sign-on bonus.
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