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[ikonsuit]

( Crane is going to have to drop the scythes and pitchforks if he ever plans to convince people his whole thing isn't just goth-boy country chic. )

Three guns I wouldn't give to my daughter.
A missing gun.
A broken gun.
And a hillbilly collector's item.

Do I have that right?

[hosannas_of_anguish]

[ He will never drop them, and never admit it. He thinks no one outside notices. ]

Your daughter is also a world class assassin. Doesn't count.
Its for aesthetics.
Fuck you.
And fuck you again.

[ He's one more fuck away from blessing Slade's heart. ]

[ikonsuit]

( They notice. )

You're welcome.

Heckler & Koch or Smith & Wesson?

[hosannas_of_anguish]

[ Wait till Slade learns his taste in music... ]

I hate you.

Since I don't know the first one, let's just go with Smith & Wesson.

[ikonsuit]

I'm not Beetlejuice.

Repeating the same thing three times won't make it true.

( He's going to ignore the bubbling disappointment over his best gun brand. Who doesn't know Koch? )

[hosannas_of_anguish]

Deathstroke. Deathstroke. Deathstroke.

No, I guess your not. Shame, that would have been useful.

[ What did he really expect? Crane's a bookworm, and Granny sure wasn't arming him as a boy. He could only shoot cause she expected him to handle prowlers if anyone got near the old manor once her arthritis got bad.]

[ikonsuit]

I'll bring over an M&P, a Winchester, and a few SD40s. How are you looking on rocket launchers?

( Think of a Pokemon starter deck. But for guns. )

[hosannas_of_anguish]

Yeah, I will work for you again. Consider me rehired.

I do not have a rocket launcher, though I admit I have always wanted one.

[ oh no.]

[ikonsuit]

( oh yes )

Got an RPG-7 with your name on it.

Consider it a sign-on bonus.

[hosannas_of_anguish]

I believe we have found a deal, Mr. Wilson.