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What? Yeah, dude, of course. I'm always gonna stick with you. Rough is just... it's part of it, y'know? Things worth having aren't easy.

( the uber driver looks at them all cuddled up in the backseat via the rear view mirror, but drives off anyway. he knows where he's going, so it's not like he needs input from either of them. )

You ever see the ocean out in Gotham? That's sort of near a beach, right?

You almost sound like a Hallmark card, babe.

[Jason teases just a little, but snuggles into Eddie's side. goddamn, he's become such a clingy motherfucker, huh.]

There's one at the Jersey short but I never went off that way. Can't really count the docks off Gotham harbor, they've pulled way too many dead bodies outta there for it to be a legit beach.

Maybe that's what I'll do. You strip, I make cute little greeting cards. That actually sounds like a sorta fun job...

( fun, sure, but eddie would need to do more for people than just stuff cliches into envelopes. he needs to invoke real change, otherwise he'd feel as if he's not doing enough.

maybe christmas cards on the side. )

Yeah, no... Not a beach. Dead bodies nullify beach status.

I'd give that job a week, tops.

[yeah, he knows. he knows how Eddie is. how much he wants to change things. Jason's not there yet. he's still stuck on how much he hurts people.]

So this'll be my first real beach experience, then. I like having my first times with you.

( oh, buddy... )

First airplane ride, first time in Florida, first time going to a beach, first time dating a dude, hopefully the first time you almost died in Detroit... You sure that's not, like, overwhelming? That's a lot of shit to go through in one year. It might not be a bad thing to slow it down, y'know?

Living on ten all the time makes this feel like we're in a Vin Diesel movie.

[ he shrugs, glancing out the window to look at the palm trees for a moment cause this is the first time he's seeing those live, too. and then he looks back over at Eddie, sliding his hand into his. ]

Do you want it to slow down? Cause I'm good. I mean, some of it wasn't great, but most of it was good. I wouldn't mind slowing down with you, though.

[he glances at the driver, then gives Eddie an amused look.]

First time I had sex with a dude too.

I think getting a house together is the definition of slowing down and going steady… so, yeah, slow sounds good. No more catastrophes.

( take your time. enjoy the sights. eddie isn’t going anywhere, and his fingers twining with jason’s affirms it. )

First time, and second time, and third time…

( he’s gonna leave this driver such a huge tip. )

You know what? For once I'm cool with that. The slow lane seems real nice right about now. Don't forget the dogs, though. Maybe just one for now.

[Jason smiles when Eddie's fingers curl around his. it's Florida. the driver has probably seen way worse.]

Each time better than the last.

There’s an order to these things… house, then jobs, THEN dogs.

( they’ll get their three puppers one day. )

You really never did anything with anyone before me?

Oh come on, I already narrowed it down to one!

[he knows Eddie's right, though. they have to he able to feed themselves and a dog.]

Nah, not with guys. I made out a bunch with other guys and we jerked each other off, but you know me. Not really a bathroom blowie kinda guy.

Are you... not counting those times? Because Feel like those times should count for something.

( the driver helpfully supplies that it doesn't count if dicks don't touch, probably because he just wanted to be included in the conversation. )

Thank you, sir. For that input.

[Jason laughs, waving his hand toward the driver.]

See? He gets it. Those times are just like, fooling around. Sex is when your dick's in my ass, dude.

[might as well go all the way if the driver is cool with it. not gonna be a common thing Florida.]

( if their driver is cool with deep dick talks, this is probably a good sign for what's to come during their time in florida. )

Exclusively your ass? No other part of you?

Pretty sure you're still a virgin even if you suck someone off. I mean, I didn't finish school but I know that much.

[duh, Eddie.]

Oral sex isn't your first time.

You think so? Even if it has 'sex' right in the title?

Also, you should probably finish school at some point, man...

Yeah, dude. Wait, does that mean your first time with a guy was with me too?

[since Eddie's confused about what having actual sex is. Jason looks a little hopeful cause of his whole stupid romantic self.

and then he scowls.]

No way, man. Not for me. I could never concentrate and I was shit at everything.

Uh, no. Babe. Not my first time. More like having a theoretical conversation on what our society constitutes as sex and what it doesn't. Not like there's a wrong answer either way. What people define as bodies and not-bodies is... it's interesting, actually. Personal, too. Everyone's different.

( jason shouldn't be too let down to know that eddie was a slut in his former life. it just means he's learned a lot of cool tricks along the way. )

I don't buy it; You're smart as shit. Concentrating, yeah, that... I get that. Sitting in a room for eight hours staring at a blackboard, sure. But no way were you bad at everything.

Oh. Okay, well. Pretty sure the part about sex is self explanatory no matter what society wants to say about it. I'm sure kids who have only gotten their dick's sucked would say you're right, though.

[was Eddie a slut? he doesn't really know about that. it's probably good they're talking though. they've been so caught up in the end of the world that it's been a while since they've had a conversation outside of it.]

I was good at landing my ass in the principle's office.

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