Uh, no. Babe. Not my first time. More like having a theoretical conversation on what our society constitutes as sex and what it doesn't. Not like there's a wrong answer either way. What people define as bodies and not-bodies is... it's interesting, actually. Personal, too. Everyone's different.
( jason shouldn't be too let down to know that eddie was a slut in his former life. it just means he's learned a lot of cool tricks along the way. )
I don't buy it; You're smart as shit. Concentrating, yeah, that... I get that. Sitting in a room for eight hours staring at a blackboard, sure. But no way were you bad at everything.
Oh. Okay, well. Pretty sure the part about sex is self explanatory no matter what society wants to say about it. I'm sure kids who have only gotten their dick's sucked would say you're right, though.
[was Eddie a slut? he doesn't really know about that. it's probably good they're talking though. they've been so caught up in the end of the world that it's been a while since they've had a conversation outside of it.]
I was good at landing my ass in the principle's office.
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[Jason smiles when Eddie's fingers curl around his. it's Florida. the driver has probably seen way worse.]
Each time better than the last.
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( they’ll get their three puppers one day. )
You really never did anything with anyone before me?
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[he knows Eddie's right, though. they have to he able to feed themselves and a dog.]
Nah, not with guys. I made out a bunch with other guys and we jerked each other off, but you know me. Not really a bathroom blowie kinda guy.
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( the driver helpfully supplies that it doesn't count if dicks don't touch, probably because he just wanted to be included in the conversation. )
Thank you, sir. For that input.
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See? He gets it. Those times are just like, fooling around. Sex is when your dick's in my ass, dude.
[might as well go all the way if the driver is cool with it. not gonna be a common thing Florida.]
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Exclusively your ass? No other part of you?
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[duh, Eddie.]
Oral sex isn't your first time.
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Also, you should probably finish school at some point, man...
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[since Eddie's confused about what having actual sex is. Jason looks a little hopeful cause of his whole stupid romantic self.
and then he scowls.]
No way, man. Not for me. I could never concentrate and I was shit at everything.
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( jason shouldn't be too let down to know that eddie was a slut in his former life. it just means he's learned a lot of cool tricks along the way. )
I don't buy it; You're smart as shit. Concentrating, yeah, that... I get that. Sitting in a room for eight hours staring at a blackboard, sure. But no way were you bad at everything.
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[was Eddie a slut? he doesn't really know about that. it's probably good they're talking though. they've been so caught up in the end of the world that it's been a while since they've had a conversation outside of it.]
I was good at landing my ass in the principle's office.